Stanley Pines
United States, Portland
In love
About me:
The man of Mystery is here!
15 dollars for a tour of the Mystery Shack.
20 dollars to dm me!
Hey, do you like weird and creepy things? Come over to the Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls, Oregon!
I have a niece and nephew that I’d kill and die for, Mabel and Dipper.
Stanford is my twin brother. He’s a nerd-
And then there’s Soos..
So! I’m not gonna sugar coat anything! If ya want me, you’ll have to try hard for it! Hah ha!
Remember, no refunds. :)
Alter of Alastor.
Stanford Pines - My twin brother. My best friend. The love of my life.. (Steve)
People are going to say some bad things about me. I’m only afraid you will think I am a bad guy too..
Stanley Pines: What you are gonna think about this picture.
Ford: ... Well I had one clear thought.
Stanley Pines: What is that thought though?
Ford: Um. Fuck me daddy
Stanley Pines: Beg for me, baby.
Ford: yes daddy
Ford: SHit
~Kookiess~→Ford: HE JUST ATE FRUIT, MORON. HE'LL PUKE IF HE HAS ANYTHING ELSE.
Ford: He faceplanted into a fruit bowl-